Facebook: I don't know who you are, don't fucking add me.
Tumblr: Ew, I know you; fuck off. STRANGERS WELCOME, COME TALK TO ME.
Normal Couples: "You hang up the phone" "No, you hang up the phone" "No you!" "No baby, you first!"
Peeta and Katniss: "You kill me" "No, you kill me!"
